Old Bulletins
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| Oct. 18th, 2024 |
Match 2 - Major Jim: "Bob, I don't know what to say about that match. The Khorne Krushers were all over the place! Those Tekila Titans hopped around them like frogs in a pond! 1-0? What happened out there?"
Bob: "What happened, Jim? The Krushers got leapt out of the stadium, that’s what. The Tekila Titans put on a show—dodging, leaping, bouncing. The Krushers spent most of the match looking like they were chasing shadows. And, to make matters worse, their coach didn’t even stick around for the full embarrassment. He was out of there faster than a troll in a pie-eating contest!"
Jim: "Yeah, I saw that! He stormed off before the final whistle, didn’t even wait for the judge to end the game! I don’t blame him though, those frogs were leaping circles around his team. I’ve never seen the Krushers look so confused."
Bob: "Confused? They looked downright inept, Jim. It was like trying to hit water in a lake—they couldn't land a single tackle for the first half! The only thing keeping them from total embarrassment was Crimsonslayer and his blockers. At least they managed to put a couple of those leaping lunatics on stretchers by the end of the first drive."
Jim: "You’ve got that right, Bob. Crimsonslayer's always reliable when it comes to making casualties. But even then, the Titans were too quick. Those frogs hopped back up like nothing had happened and kept dancing around the Krushers."
Bob: "Oh, the Tekila Titans weren’t just dancing, Jim. They were toying with the Krushers. I haven't seen that much chaos since...well, since the Krushers were the ones dishing it out. But this time, they were on the receiving end of a circus."
Jim: "It was hard to watch! Blacktusk didn’t even get a chance to shine today, Bob. After his big performance last match, he was just another confused player, getting outrun by a bunch of frogs! You think the crown’s getting too heavy for him?"
Bob: "Heh, maybe that crown of his is weighing him down. Or maybe, Jim, it’s just that speed and agility are the Krushers' kryptonite. They can handle brute strength, but ask them to keep up with a team like the Tekila Titans? They’re out of their league."
Jim: "1-0 is a tough loss, Bob. Especially since it could’ve been worse if Crimsonslayer and his boys hadn’t started bashing heads. But you know what hurts the most? That coach walking out before the end. What does that say about the Krushers’ morale?"
Bob: "Morale? Jim, that says their coach would rather be anywhere else than watching his team get trounced by a bunch of frogs. Can’t say I blame him. This is Blood Bowl, and if your team’s not spilling blood, what’s the point?"
Jim: "Well, they did spill some by the end, Bob. It wasn’t a complete disaster. But man, the Khorne Krushers have a lot of work to do if they want to get back on track. Losing 1-0 to the Tekila Titans? That's not the way to show you’re a contender."
Bob: "Nope. But maybe this is the wake-up call they needed. If they don’t figure out how to deal with agility teams like the Titans, they’re in for a long season. The next match better be more than just Blacktusk looking confused and Crimsonslayer cleaning up the mess."
Jim: "Yeah, they need to shake off this loss fast. The season’s just starting, and there’s still plenty of time to turn things around. Here’s hoping their coach sticks around for the whole game next time."
Bob: "Heh, we’ll see, Jim. But after that performance, I wouldn’t bet on it." |
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| Oct. 1st, 2024 |
Match 1 - Major Jim: "Bob, what a match! The Khorne Krushers might not have gotten the win, but a 2-2 draw against those High Ground Hitters is still something to celebrate!"
Bob: "Well, Jim, let’s just say it was a little more civilized than what I expected from the Krushers. Normally, they’re leaving the field in a pool of blood, but I guess even Khorne’s chosen can’t crush everything in their path. Though I gotta admit, King Blacktusk—sorry, Two Heads—was in fine form."
Jim: "Oh yeah! Both goals from Blacktusk! Two heads, two goals! That crown of his must’ve really brought him some luck, huh?"
Bob: "Luck or ego, Jim. But hey, you can’t argue with the scoreboard. Blacktusk might be wearing that ridiculous crown, but he’s got the talent to back it up—well, at least when both heads agree on which way to run."
Jim: "Heh, yeah, did you see him argue with himself at midfield? Almost tackled his own legs out from under him! But when he got going, those High Elves didn’t stand a chance."
Bob: "I’ll give him credit, Jim. The High Ground Hitters may have all that grace and speed, but Blacktusk brought the muscle. It’s not every day you see an elf get flattened like a pancake and still get up to score. They kept the game tighter than I thought."
Jim: "Tight? I thought the Krushers would, well, crush them! But those elves were dancing around the pitch like they didn’t even care about the hits. It’s amazing it only ended 2-2. You think Crimsonslayer and his blockers should’ve done more to stop them?"
Bob: "Oh, they did plenty of stopping, Jim. Trouble is, those High Elves know how to slip through the smallest gaps. For every bone-crunching hit the Krushers dished out, the Hitters had another trick up their sleeve. But hey, it was Blacktusk’s day. Two goals from a Khorne team is practically a miracle."
Jim: "Yeah, and let’s not forget that final scramble! If it wasn’t for that last-minute interception by one of the Hitters, Blacktusk could’ve had his hat trick! And then…who knows, maybe they’d have walked off with the win."
Bob: "Could’ve, would’ve, Jim. In the end, it’s 2-2. And considering how much finesse those elves bring, I’d say the Khorne Krushers are off to a solid start. But I think they’re gonna need more than just Blacktusk to keep this momentum going."
Jim: "Yeah, yeah, I get it. But I’ll tell you this, Bob, when Blacktusk is on form, there’s no stopping the Krushers. I wouldn’t want to be in the Hitters’ boots right now!"
Bob: "I don’t think anyone does, Jim. Except maybe the elves—they’re light on their feet, and somehow, they always seem to escape the worst of it. But next time, the Krushers will need more than brute force to win."
Jim: "Still, 2-2 ain’t bad for their first game. Khorne’s got some blood, and Blacktusk’s got his crown. The season’s just getting started!"
Bob: "We’ll see if that crown stays on his head by the end of the season, Jim. For now, it’s onward to the next bloodbath—er, I mean match." |
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| Sep. 25th, 2024 |
KKs dramatic return Bob: "Jim! You’re not gonna believe it. The Khorne Krushers are back this season! I thought their coach swore on his mother’s skull that last season was their absolute final one!"
Jim: "Oh, Bob, please. We’ve heard that one before. Coaches in Blood Bowl retire as often as zombies take a dirt nap—never for long!"
Bob: "But this time, he seemed serious! Said something about 'too much bloodshed,' can you believe that? Khorne! Too much bloodshed?! That’s like an ogre saying there's too much food!"
Jim: "Too much bloodshed? From the Khorne Krushers? That’s like a vampire saying there’s too much wine at a party. Unthinkable."
Bob: "I just don’t get it! Last season, they got absolutely crushed in the majors. I mean, it wasn’t pretty! But now they’re back, and they’ve managed to lock in two old veterans—Umhrar the Slayer and Blacktusk Two Heads!"
Jim: "What? They actually got Umhrar the Slayer to play one more season? That old lunatic’s got more scars than sense, and Blacktusk? Fame must’ve really gotten to both of his heads. Did you see him walk onto the pitch wearing a crown? Who does he think he is, King Blacktusk?"
Bob: "You’re telling me! The two heads don’t agree on anything except one thing: looking flashy. But that’s not all—Crimsonslayer’s back to hold down the line of scrimmage, along with his hulking blockers. Talk about beefy! No one’s getting through that wall of muscle without leaving a few teeth behind."
Jim: "Crimsonslayer and his blockers? Well, looks like there’s going to be plenty of skulls piling up this season. At this rate, I don’t think the opposition’s gonna need a healer, they’ll need a mortician."
Bob: "Oh yeah! With Umhrar hacking away, Blacktusk’s two heads making double the tackles—crown or not—and Crimsonslayer’s crew holding the line? It’s gonna be carnage, Jim. Beautiful carnage!"
Jim: "Beautiful? I’d say grotesque, but sure, Bob, you can call it 'beautiful' if that’s what you ogres find appealing. Me, I’ll just appreciate the show from a distance—preferably far from those two heads of Blacktusk."
Bob: "You gotta admit though, Jim, the Krushers are looking stronger than ever. You think they can make a run for the majors again?"
Jim: "Maybe. But let’s not forget, their coach swore off the majors after that last disaster. Looks like they’ve set their sights on something more manageable. And guess what? They’re gearing up for the Spike! Magazine Open Tournament!"
Bob: "Blood! Mayhem! Chaos! The Khorne Krushers are ready to tear it up, Jim. I can’t wait!"
Jim: "Blood for the blood god, Bob. Let’s see if they can spill enough to make it out alive—crown and all." |
| - Johanem |
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| Apr. 8th, 2021 |
Krushers krossar sig ur Cupen. Efter en allt för vänlig friendly mot Haunted Hill Hornets, var KKs coach säker på att Khorne verkligen övergett Krushers.
Men vilken premiär mot High Ground Hitters! Matchen inleds med en kill (tyvärr lyckades alvläkaren få liv i liket igen).
Men matchen som följde innehöll allt! Alver som faulade så blodet flöt, chaos som interceptar.
Värda att nämna; geten Blackcurse som stod för två cas och en intercept.
Matchen var väldigt jämn och gick till förlängning. Och Kruschers hade en chans att reducera i slutet, men allt för många misslyckade pick-ups misslyckades (bollen måste varit drängt i blod) och tiden tog slut.
2-1 slutade till alverna och Kruschers är utslagna, men med tanke på de 20 SPP de samlade ihop så kommer de nog tillbaka i framtiden. |
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