Gnomelicious
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no custom team badge
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Mar. 20th, 2025 |
Gone in a Flash, and pink. The Grudge Girls certainly seemed to hold a grudge against Pink Flash in Gnomelicious - Grudge Girls (Season Eight, Amazon Temple League). After a specially gruesome tackle, the foxy player Pink Flash lay still on the field with its legs sprawling in unnatural positions.
We just received a statement from the teams veterinarian stating that there IS permanent damage and its contract with the team will therefore be terminated.
We asked a somewhat recovered Pink Flash about his plans for the future and he said : "I'm going back to the wilderness where I dont have to share my stuff or get hit by angry girls!"
As you see, no bitterness there.
There are talks of a replacement being on the way but due to administration issues we have been told to refer to the new player as Pink Flash II Pink Flash II. |
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| Jan. 12th, 2025 - old news |
Vitebark goes corporate! Gnomelicious most prominent player Vitebark has finally decided to leave the team and instead focus on his brand "White Bark"(tm).
Some of his products have already made some waves among players and fans alike. Specially worthy of mention is the White Bark Protection Gear made from ViteBarks own bark!
We wish him the best in his new future! |
| - Afroman |
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| Dec. 19th, 2024 - old news |
MossMess II sprints off to the horizon! Mossmess II made a name for himself after his performance on the exciting match against the Chaos All Stars. There are even rumours of a new fanclub(The Mozzies) being founded and reporters are said to be following Mossmess II everywhere he goes.
But it seems not everything is joy. An internal source within Gnomelicious has revealed that ever since that spectacular touchdown, Mossmess II has been acting nervous and shy. The constant attention by the press and fans has becomed too much for him. And he is rumoured to sprint off the team effective immediately.
The winner of the MossMess-look-a-like competition has been offered Mossmess IIs spot on the team. He has a real name, but everyone refers to him as Mossmess III. |
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| Dec. 12th, 2024 - old news |
In Memory of Spetsluva There were rumors saying Spetsluva didn't know how to tie his shoes. No one in the team really believed it thou. So when that fateful dodge failed on Gnomelicious - Eternal Arrghs (Season Seven, Cup match C Round 1) and he didn't get up the whole team felt bad for not teaching him.
In memory of this tragic even, all players are now velcro instead of laces on their shoes. |
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Latest bulletins:
| Lustria Lightnings |
Ban all orcs! It is with great sadness that ... |
| Gnomelicious |
Gone in a Flash, and pink. |
| Restless Wrestlers |
Orcer och cancel Restless Wrestlers hade ... |
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Latest matches:
| Season Eight, Dungeon League round 4 |
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Chaos All Stars |
| 2 |
Midnight Masquerade |
| Season Eight, Dungeon League round 4 |
| 2 |
Corona Champs |
| 0 |
Lustria Lightnings |
| Season Eight, Dungeon League round 3 |
| 0 |
Mithril Miners |
| 1 |
Corona Champs |
| Season Eight, Dungeon League round 3 |
| 1 |
Da Ruff Rukkaz |
| 0 |
Lustria Lightnings |
| off season, training match |
| 0 |
Ogressive Attack |
| 1 |
Guldmunssönerna |
| Season Eight, Un-World Cup Quarters D |
| 0 |
Da Ruff Rukkaz |
| 1 |
Restless Wrestlers |
| Season Eight, Dungeon League round 3 |
| 2 |
Eternal Arrghs |
| 0 |
Khorne Candy Corn |
| Season Eight, Dungeon Pr-Match |
| 3 |
Eternal Arrghs |
| 0 |
Tombland flesh an... |
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