Malmo Blood Bowl League

Khorne Krushers

Race:	Chaos Chosen
Coach:	Johanem

Description

Bulletin board from the coach
Jan. 10th, 2025 - old news
Semi - the End Jim: "Bob, the Khorne Krushers had made it all the way to the semifinals of the SPIKE! Magazine Trophy Open, but it wasn’t their night. Pouring rain, a slippery ball, and a team of vampires running circles around them… it’s all over. 3-0 to the Eternal Arrghs. What happened out there?" Bob: "What happened, Jim? The Krushers were outclassed, plain and simple. The rain turned the pitch into a swamp, and both teams struggled to even pick up the ball. But while the vampires eventually found their rhythm, the Krushers were left floundering like a troll at a swimming competition." Jim: "Yeah, the rain really was the great equalizer, wasn’t it? Except it seemed to favor the Arrghs more. Once they got the ball, it was all over. They just danced around the Krushers. I don’t think I’ve seen a more one-sided game all season." Bob: "You’ve got to hand it to the Eternal Arrghs, Jim. They’ve mastered the art of turning chaos into opportunity. The Krushers? They looked like they’d been drained dry—no pun intended. By the second touchdown, you could see the fight leaving them." Jim: "And by the third touchdown, it was all but a formality. 3-0 is a brutal loss, Bob. Especially after such a promising season for the Krushers. They made it to the semis, but this was not the ending their fans were hoping for." Bob: "Not at all, Jim. The Krushers have been bloodthirsty all season, but tonight, they were the prey. Khorne demands blood, but I don’t think he’s going to be too pleased with this performance. The question now is—what’s next for the Khorne Krushers? Will we see them return, or is this the end of the road?" Jim: "That’s the big question, Bob. They’ve got talent—Blacktusk, Warkine, and Khrus Fellwrath have all shown flashes of brilliance. But a team can’t survive on chaos alone. They need discipline, and tonight proved they didn’t have it." Bob: "Discipline and maybe some new blood—again, no pun intended. But hey, Jim, this is Blood Bowl. Teams rise and fall every season. If the Khorne Krushers don’t come back, you can bet someone else will step up to spill blood in Khorne’s name." Jim: "And if they do come back, Bob, you can be sure they’ll be looking for revenge. Blood for the blood god, and maybe next time, a touchdown or two for the scoreboard." Bob: "Here’s hoping, Jim. For now, it’s goodbye to the Khorne Krushers. Let’s see if Khorne’s thirst for blood is enough to bring them back."
- Johanem


Jan. 2nd, 2025 - old news
Match 7 - Major Jim: "Bob, what a match! The Khorne Krushers versus Khorne Candy Corn! This wasn’t just Blood Bowl—it was a bloody tribute to the blood god himself! And what a way for the Krushers to claw their way into the playoffs!" Bob: "Oh, Jim, this game was all about who could please Khorne more, and let’s just say the Candy Corn fell short. They didn’t manage a single kill! Meanwhile, the Krushers, led by Warkine, turned the pitch into a blood-soaked altar." Jim: "You’re not kidding! The Candy Corn hired Max Spleenripper to bring the carnage, but he didn’t last long. Warkine charged him early, and Max had to be carried off the field bleeding. That chainsaw didn’t even get a chance to rev properly!" Bob: "Warkine wasn’t satisfied with just taking out Max. He went on an absolute tear, racking up three kills on his own! The Candy Corn were dropping like flies, and by the end, four of their players had met Khorne’s embrace. If this game didn’t earn Warkine a special place in Khorne’s favor, I don’t know what will." Jim: "But it wasn’t all about blood, Bob. The Krushers showed some skill too. Blacktusk opened the scoring with a classic charge into the end zone, showing why he’s still wearing that crown. And then Khrus Fellwrath sealed the win with a late touchdown, proving he’s more than just a rising star—he’s a key player for the Krushers." Bob: "2-0 to the Khorne Krushers. They didn’t just win—they dominated. And thanks to the Tekila Titans getting booted from the playoffs, the Krushers are in! What a turnaround, Jim. From barely hanging on to a playoff spot, they’ve found their rhythm at the perfect time." Jim: "Oh, they’ve found it all right. But now they face the Eternal Arrghs in the playoffs. We all remember how that went last time. The vampires had their way with the Krushers. Think they can handle it this time?" Bob: "If Warkine plays like this, I think the Arrghs should be very, very afraid. The Krushers are peaking at just the right time, and Khorne seems to be smiling on them. Blood for the blood god, Jim!" Jim: "And touchdowns for the playoffs, Bob. Let’s see if the Krushers can keep the carnage going and take down the Arrghs this time!"
- Johanem


Dec. 12th, 2024 - old news
Match Jim: "Bob, the Khorne Krushers were back on the pitch, but it wasn’t their day against the Averland Avalanches. That sweltering heat must’ve gotten to everyone out there, especially poor Blacktusk!" Bob: "Oh, Jim, the heat wasn’t the only thing burning. The Avalanches brought in Helmut Wulf, chainsaw and all, but what happened? Warkine knocked him out before he could even rev it up properly! That’s one way to put out a fire." Jim: "Yeah, Bob, that was a quick exit for Wulf! The first half didn’t have much else to offer, though. The Krushers’ ogre did manage to injure a human player, and Blacktusk showed why he’s still wearing that crown by scoring a touchdown. The Avalanches tried to equalize, but Will Layne took a tumble at just the wrong moment." Bob: "Classic human clumsiness, Jim. Layne might want to invest in better boots. But the second half? That’s where things got interesting. The Avalanches came out swinging, and under all that pressure, they managed to score quickly. Credit where it’s due, they didn’t let the Krushers get comfortable." Jim: "You’re right about that, Bob. But the Krushers had a chance to seal the deal. Blacktusk made a run for it, and it looked like he was about to deliver. But then—disaster! He trips, drops the ball, and hands the game to the humans on a silver platter!" Bob: "Oh, Jim, that was painful to watch. Blacktusk’s two heads couldn’t agree on which leg to put forward, I guess. And the Avalanches? They were all too happy to scoop up the ball. That pass play to finish it off? Devastating." Jim: "2-1 to the Avalanches. Another tough loss for the Khorne Krushers. They’ve got the muscle, but it feels like luck just isn’t on their side this season. What’s next, Bob? Can they still make the playoffs?" Bob: "Well, Jim, they’d need a miracle bigger than a goblin throwing a perfect pass in a blizzard. The Krushers have talent—Warkine’s a force, Blacktusk is a threat, and their blockers can hold their own. But if they don’t stop tripping over their own hooves, Khorne might start looking for a new team to bless." Jim: "Yeah, the blood god demands victories, Bob, not excuses. Let’s see if the Krushers can bounce back. For now, it’s blood for the blood god and… uh, more practice for Blacktusk!" Bob: "And maybe a bottle of water, Jim. That heat’s got everyone cooked."
- Johanem


Dec. 2nd, 2024 - old news
Match 5 - Major Bob: "Now that’s what I’m talking about, Jim! The Khorne Krushers smashed their way to a 2-0 victory over the Chaos All Stars! Blood! Injuries! Touchdowns! Khorne must be grinning from ear to ear after this one!" Jim: "Well, Bob, it was chaos versus chaos, and only one team truly embodied their namesake. The Chaos All Stars came in swinging—quite literally—trying to foul that drooling lump Jawbreaker right out of the game. But what did Mack T Knife get for his trouble? A red card and an early bath. That’s what you call poetic justice!" Bob: "Yeah, and Crimsonslayer wasted no time making them pay! He smashed poor Yack Yello so hard they had to scrape him off the pitch! That’s the Krushers I know—no mercy, just carnage!" Jim: "And let’s not forget Khrus Fellwrath, Bob. The Chaos All Stars thought they could outsmart the Krushers with a sideline run, but Fellwrath wasn’t having any of it. He sent their ball carrier flying into the crowd, and those fans didn’t hold back. Serves him right for trying to get fancy." Bob: "Oh, and the chaos didn’t stop there, Jim! Blacktusk had his moment—you know, the one where he failed to pick up the ball. But hey, it worked out! The ball bounced straight into a Chaos All Stars player who knocked himself out trying to hold onto it! You couldn’t script it better!" Jim: "Ah, Bob, that’s what makes Blood Bowl beautiful. Sometimes, sheer incompetence works in your favor. And Fellwrath? He seized the opportunity, scooped up the ball, and ran it in for the first touchdown. Talk about making your mark!" Bob: "The second half was a slugfest, though. Both teams going at it like wild animals. Crimsonslayer added another casualty to his tally—he’s just relentless! Meanwhile, the Chaos All Stars kept trying to foul Jawbreaker. You’d think they’d learn their lesson after the first red card, but nope. Another foul, another ejection. That judge wasn’t taking any nonsense today!" Jim: "It’s almost like they had a personal vendetta against Jawbreaker, Bob. Maybe they were just annoyed he spends more time drooling than playing. But while they were busy getting caught, Fellwrath had himself a day. That beastman was unstoppable, running in another touchdown late in the game to seal the 2-0 victory." Bob: "Yeah, Fellwrath really shined today. Two touchdowns, solid defense, and a whole lot of hustle. This one was his game, no doubt about it. Khorne must be pleased with the bloodshed and the win!" Jim: "Pleased for now, Bob. But the Krushers can’t rest on their laurels. They’ve got a cup match against the Monster Mash coming up, and those necromantic horrors will be looking for revenge after their last encounter. If the Krushers want to keep Khorne happy, they’ll need to bring the same fire and fury." Bob: "No doubt, Jim. But for today, it’s all about celebrating a dominant win. Blood for the blood god, and touchdowns for the Khorne Krushers! Bring on the Monster Mash! This is gonna be good!"
- Johanem

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Tournaments played:

Season Zero, Season One, Season Two, Season Three, Season Six, Season Seven

Trophies won:

Luckstone Award:

Season Six

Notes
CIRCLET OF HOETH Season Seven
The Loremasters sponsors the winning team with the Circlet of Hoeth for one season, a magical and powerful headgear to wear instead of a helmet. It grants one selected player in the winning team both +1 for Passing and +1 for Agility, but -1 to the Armour and Movement Value. The Circle of Hoeth can change owner for each match and will be returned at the end of the season.